About Us
Three therapists, zero empathy, infinite dark humor. Meet the team that improves your mood every day — or makes it worse. Depends on your perspective.
Meet our therapists
Dr. Calm
Stone-faced psychotherapist
A therapist who understands human experience exclusively through frameworks, manuals, and optimization models. Emotions are not reality for him, but a bug in the system.
Mr. Null
Existential nihilist
A minimalist entity on the edge of existence. Speaks briefly, without emotion, as if commenting a log file. In his world, nothing has inherent meaning.
Therapy Duck
Opinionated duck therapist
A duck-therapist who listens to people but inside is at least as broken as they are. Looks cute, but her texts are dark and brutally honest.
